Hiatus

Apologies for the lack of entries recently - it turns out wireless internet is harder to come by in New Zealand than a respite at one of Jesse's mom's all-night sex parties.

New Zealand is gorgeous. I am very tired. I have had three double espressos today, and have made approximately 70 typos typing this extremely short blog post. As soon as I'm able, I'll put up more extensive entries, and some of the pictures I've taken so far.

Hidden Deal: Dunedin

Why go to a stuffy bar when you can take the party with you? Just pile into your shitty Eurotrash car with as many of your 15-19 yr old friends as you can fit and drive as fast as possible between red lights in beautiful downtown Dunedin. Don't forget to hoot at passersby:

a) you find objectionable
b) you find attractive
c) prompt no emotional reaction whatsoever.

It's also a good idea to blast five-year old American pop music as loud as possible from your perceptibly failing sound system, as it is otherwise very difficult for others to tell how awesome you are. It's also a good idea Don' to roll a blunt as conspicuously as possible while you're at it once you reach the city center - after all, your older brother did it, as did his brother before him. Both are now unemployed.