Are you empty? Saagwala will fill the void.

I have gained six pounds while in Queenstown. I tried to figure this out, taking into account potential differences in New Zealand scales, the altitude, and poke/pinch testing to see my skin has literally become tough/thicker, and therefore heavier, over the past few weeks. It hasn't. Ow. Then I remembered that I've been eating at this place called Fergburger - so good. So, so good - and at this other place called Bombay Palace every night. Six nights. Over a pound and a half of food a night. No excercise to speak of. Also many, many chocolate bars which - who knew? - are delicious.

By the time you are reading this, I will have jumped out of an airplane. I'm going in about three hours, and my heart's already getting a bit pumpy. Six pounds in five hours of adrenalin-fueled cardio pumpy? We shall see.

In any case, I'm going to start getting regular bacon cheeseburgers as opposed to double meat bacon cheeseburgers at Fergburger, lest my Next Top Model aspirations be dashed forever by unsightly flab.