I have figured Joel out.

I have figured Joel out. I have figured him out but good. I have figured Joel the fuck out.

Joel = Pi Patel
Tanto = Richard Parker

Think about it. If you don't get it, you should buy Life of Pi and read it and then be all, I HAVE FIGURED JOEL OUT. I HAVE FIGURED HIM OUT BUT - and then you will look sheepishly at me, and say, oh, I guess you were the one the figured Joel out, and any insight I have reached is the product of your initial figuring out of Joel. And I'll smile. Shucks. You flatter me.

BONUS PART OF THIS BLOG ENTRY

I have figured Jesse out. I have figured him out but good. I have figured Jesse the fuck out.

Jesse = a pony who is allergic to carrots, despite the fact that carrots are delicious to him.

Okay, this figuring out is less concrete, less of an epiphany, than the first one, but think about it, and I think it will eventually make as much sense to you as it does to me. God, I'm really, really intuitive.